Overheard in the Office #3

Not so much "overheard" as "was said in a meeting":

"I never know why people can't just write about a nice dismemberment."

Everyone here is lovely and (mostly) harmless, really.

Overheard in the Office #2

"Are you pregnant?!"

That is all.

Overheard in the Office

"Come to the reception area with your magic sponges."

That is all.